zeldathemes
My Kind of Adventure
Let us ride into the sunset
Hi you can call me Poke or Ryssa. I'm a Leo, redhead, 22 year old, cisgirl lesbian. I'm kinda shy but pretty friendly. I have a bit of a potty mouth so I hope that doesn't bother you.

I write a lot of fanfic and I'll eventually make a shipping page for this blog. One day. My blog is a mishmosh of many fandoms. Obviously, I'm a tad bit obsessed with Legend of Zelda. This will not change.

I will ALWAYS and happily tag anything you need tagged, no questions asked. My askbox is always open and anon is on if you're bit shy. I want my blog to be fun for everyone.

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My 3DS friend code is 1161 - 0602 - 2327

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critknits:

Cute! I love that little umbrella!! Source.

critknits:

Cute! I love that little umbrella!! Source.

  #Firefly    #Kaylee    #lovely ladies  
manticore-monster:

locker-panda:


Netflix took April Fool’s a bit too far this year.

Now that’s just mean

Rude

manticore-monster:

locker-panda:

Netflix took April Fool’s a bit too far this year.

Now that’s just mean

Rude

  #W O W    #April Fools 2k14    #Firefly  
mystradedoodles:

Just killin’ time between events. 

mystradedoodles:

Just killin’ time between events. 

  #Pacific Rim    #Newt and I share a profound bond    #Firefly  

rncpriceley:

rncpriceley:

parksandtrekreation:

asmilinggoddess:

i want a jaynestown kinda thing w/ star trek where they land on a planet and yeah they’re pre-warp and pretty primitive but yeah fuck the prime directive because there’s like a plague there and bones isn’t going to let all those people die so he kinda sneaks the medicine and stuff to them and they leave and kirk is like “ok there’s pretty much no way we’re gonna get away with this so we were never here

and then like ten years later they’re sent to check on a planet and whoops it’s the same planet that bones helped so kirk is like ok we go in, write a report and stuff, and get out and hope nobody notices us. and they beam down and there’s a giant goddamned temple dedicated to mccoy. paintings and sculptures and shit and it’s kinda crude but still clearly recognizable and they’re standing there in shock staring at this giant fuckin statue of mccoy like holy shit we are in so much trouble and spock just goes “this must be what going mad feels like.”

  

"I think they really captured his essence."

"He looks angry."

"Yeah that’s kinda what I mean."

- conversation between chekov and sulu

so how many notes does this have to get before someone writes a fanfic of it

  #star trek    #firefly    #I loled  
domgrantaire:

lalavadet:

domgrantaire:

i’m gonna press the button

DONT YOU EVEN FUVKINH DARE YOU MUTHAFUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WILLLLL FUCKING KILL YOU SND EVERY FUCKER YOU LOVE!!!! WE HAVE WAITED LONG E-FUCKING-NOUGH!!!!!!!

haha okay well i already pressed it so see u at war

domgrantaire:

lalavadet:

domgrantaire:

i’m gonna press the button

DONT YOU EVEN FUVKINH DARE YOU MUTHAFUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WILLLLL FUCKING KILL YOU SND EVERY FUCKER YOU LOVE!!!! WE HAVE WAITED LONG E-FUCKING-NOUGH!!!!!!!

haha okay well i already pressed it so see u at war

  #VIOLENTLY SLAMS BUTTON    #bbc sherlock    #firefly  

hollyevolving:

dbvictoria:

Firefly - Kaylee and Wash

Because I’m pretty?

Because you’re pretty.

  #firefly  

mizufae:

megaparsecs:

My new album, Joss Whedon Kind Of Really Sucks and Even Though I Have and May Continue to Enjoy Some of His Shows or Aspects of His Shows That Doesn’t Mean That I Don’t Need To Recognize How They Have A Lot of Problematic Elements, is coming out next week!

It’ll feature such hits as: 

  • "The Origin Story of the Slayers is What Now?”
  • "There’s A Spirit Journey And The Spirit Guide Is Offensive, This Whole Episode Is Offensive" 
  • "The Black Man Is The Villain Part Eins" 
  • "The Black Man Is The Villain Part Deux: Wait, So The Twist Is The Black Guy Was the Villain All Along?" 
  • "Was That Part With Spike And Buffy At The End Of Season Six Really Necessary. Could Spikes Character Development Not Be Achieved Some Other Way." 
  • "Dude Your Stories Have A Lot of Rape And Sexual Assault In Them." 
  • "I Guess Every Asian Actor In North America Was On Holiday For The Entirety Of The Filming Of Firefly Because There Sure Are A Lot Of Not Chinese People In This Chinese-American Culture." 
  • "Dude Your Stories Have A Lot of Rape And Sexual Assault In Them Reprise: Seriously Even Narratives Where Actual Physical Sexual Assault Is Absent Definitely Have This Sort of Undertone Its Creepy" 
  • "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex  Part One: Season Two Of Buffy" 
  • "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part Two: Faith" 
  • "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part Three: Of Course The Sex Worker Has A Secret Fatal Illness" 
  • "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part Four: Penny Hecks A Dude, Penny Bites the Dust" 
  • "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part Five: Like Going Back To Inara There’s A High Sex Worker Body Count In General" 
  • "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part Six: I’m Sure There’s Plenty Of This In Dollhouse But I Can’t Even Parse It All Right Now" 
  • "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part Seven: Lesbian Death In The Bedroom And You" 
  • "Why Does The Black Slayer Have That Accent Also Why Does She Die?" 
  • "The Origin Story Of The Slayers Is What Now? Reprise: Say That Again About Sierra’s Origin Story Cause I Don’t Think I Heard You Quite Right.” 

And of course, the hit classic, 

  • "You Know, When I First Watched This I Found It Empowering, But Looking Back That Was Just Because It Was All I Had: We Have To Go Begging For Scraps and That’s Why He’s Been Able To Seem So Progressive For So Long" 

I don’t talk about my mixed Joss feelings on here because I’m really not about the headlining creators of things since I know how intensely collaborative every creative effort that’s shared with more than 10 people usually is. But. Yeah.

  #Joss Whedon    #Lady problems    #Buffy The Vampire Slayer    #firefly    #Dollhouse  

beardedfilmmaker:

Big damn heroes.

  #firefly    #How do you queue the things you do?  

epicfawesomesauce:

officeguy:

geekgirlsmash:

roane72:

shayvaalski:

xezav:

太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股

best swear ever

OH GOD OH GOD THEY MEAN REAL THINGS. 

Dude, you didn’t know that? Pretty much all of the Chinese in Firefly was a classic example of Getting Shit Past the Censors.

Firefly’s 15 Best Chinese Curses and How To Say Them

Just in case you needed to know useful Chinese phrases like “Holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews.”

my life has culminated to this moment

This is something everyone needs to know to continue surviving.

  #firefly    #I loled    #How do you queue the things you do?  

why I shouldn’t play with my food…

kickedthe-hornetsnest:

heyharpo:

"Yes…this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it…This Land!"

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"…I think we should call it your grave!"

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"Ah, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!"

BLESS THE CREATOR OF THIS POST

  #cackles    #firefly    #Ryssa has a problem    #dinosaurs  
Ooooo okay so out of Inara, Kaylee, Zoe and River who would you kiss, kill, marry and shag? (will I ever tire of this game? probably not)

Ahh those are hard okay but…

Kiss Zoe (sorry Wash), marry Kaylee (such a sweetie could you imagine her wedding dress?), shag Inara (girlfriend knows what she’s doing), and that leaves killing River (but I don’t want to so can we just make her a flower crown and be on our way?)

  #ask Ryssa    #steadfastsonnet    #firefly    #why would you even?    #those were hard  
  #who allowed this?    #star trek    #firefly    #How do you queue the things you do?  
  #cackles into the night    #Nathan Fillion    #comic    #firefly    #Dr. Horrible    #Castle    #BETH  
  #I am Wash and Wash is me    #firefly    #Wash    #Ryssa has a problem    #dinosaurs    #How do you queue the things you do?  

clockworkbard:

fuckyeahfirefly:

clockworkbard:

fuckyeahfirefly:

Wash, tell me I’m pretty. 

Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.

‘Cause I’m pretty?

‘Cause you’re pretty.

  #I loled    #firefly    #How do you queue the things you do?