i’m gonna press the button
DONT YOU EVEN FUVKINH DARE YOU MUTHAFUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WILLLLL FUCKING KILL YOU SND EVERY FUCKER YOU LOVE!!!! WE HAVE WAITED LONG E-FUCKING-NOUGH!!!!!!!
haha okay well i already pressed it so see u at war
My new album, Joss Whedon Kind Of Really Sucks and Even Though I Have and May Continue to Enjoy Some of His Shows or Aspects of His Shows That Doesn’t Mean That I Don’t Need To Recognize How They Have A Lot of Problematic Elements, is coming out next week!
It’ll feature such hits as:
- "The Origin Story of the Slayers is What Now?”
- "There’s A Spirit Journey And The Spirit Guide Is Offensive, This Whole Episode Is Offensive"
- "The Black Man Is The Villain Part Eins"
- "The Black Man Is The Villain Part Deux: Wait, So The Twist Is The Black Guy Was the Villain All Along?"
- "Was That Part With Spike And Buffy At The End Of Season Six Really Necessary. Could Spikes Character Development Not Be Achieved Some Other Way."
- "Dude Your Stories Have A Lot of Rape And Sexual Assault In Them."
- "I Guess Every Asian Actor In North America Was On Holiday For The Entirety Of The Filming Of Firefly Because There Sure Are A Lot Of Not Chinese People In This Chinese-American Culture."
- "Dude Your Stories Have A Lot of Rape And Sexual Assault In Them Reprise: Seriously Even Narratives Where Actual Physical Sexual Assault Is Absent Definitely Have This Sort of Undertone Its Creepy"
- "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part One: Season Two Of Buffy"
- "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part Two: Faith"
- "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part Three: Of Course The Sex Worker Has A Secret Fatal Illness"
- "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part Four: Penny Hecks A Dude, Penny Bites the Dust"
- "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part Five: Like Going Back To Inara There’s A High Sex Worker Body Count In General"
- "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part Six: I’m Sure There’s Plenty Of This In Dollhouse But I Can’t Even Parse It All Right Now"
- "A Lot Of Stories End With Women Getting Punished For Having Sex Part Seven: Lesbian Death In The Bedroom And You"
- "Why Does The Black Slayer Have That Accent Also Why Does She Die?"
- "The Origin Story Of The Slayers Is What Now? Reprise: Say That Again About Sierra’s Origin Story Cause I Don’t Think I Heard You Quite Right.”
And of course, the hit classic,
- "You Know, When I First Watched This I Found It Empowering, But Looking Back That Was Just Because It Was All I Had: We Have To Go Begging For Scraps and That’s Why He’s Been Able To Seem So Progressive For So Long"
I don’t talk about my mixed Joss feelings on here because I’m really not about the headlining creators of things since I know how intensely collaborative every creative effort that’s shared with more than 10 people usually is. But. Yeah.
best swear ever
OH GOD OH GOD THEY MEAN REAL THINGS.
Dude, you didn’t know that? Pretty much all of the Chinese in Firefly was a classic example of Getting Shit Past the Censors.
Firefly’s 15 Best Chinese Curses and How To Say Them
Just in case you needed to know useful Chinese phrases like “Holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews.”
my life has culminated to this moment
This is something everyone needs to know to continue surviving.
why I shouldn’t play with my food…
"Yes…this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it…This Land!"
"…I think we should call it your grave!"
"Ah, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!"
BLESS THE CREATOR OF THIS POST
Ooooo okay so out of Inara, Kaylee, Zoe and River who would you kiss, kill, marry and shag? (will I ever tire of this game? probably not)
Ahh those are hard okay but…
Kiss Zoe (sorry Wash), marry Kaylee (such a sweetie could you imagine her wedding dress?), shag Inara (girlfriend knows what she’s doing), and that leaves killing River (but I don’t want to so can we just make her a flower crown and be on our way?)
;____; sad SPOILERS
so Wash and Book didn’t have to die? Joss straight up said that they wouldn’t have died if he’d been able to do the show the way he wanted
Joss is a vengeful God and the Serenity movie is proof.
Who does everyone love and adore?
Let’s kill them!
Haha It wouldn’t have happened if you hadn’t cancelled the show~
the difference between this show and allllll the others: Jayne’s reaction to the hat is not AWWWW MOM WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WEAR THIS HAT but, instead, is THIS IS THE AWESOME HAT Y’ALL DON’T EVEN KNOW.
He’s a stone cold killer and a space pirate and he loves the bauble hat that his mother crocheted for him. LOVE!
reblogging for the “ooooh enclosed” cause that’s SO me!
This is just one reason I love this show. He’s away from home and for that he treasures that his mother took time to make him something. Something usable, with meaning and love. Jayne’s family means a lot to him, he sends money home to them! Though he has a crew family he also has his blood family and you can see how much he cares.