sarahtheartiste:

nooby-banana:

kastiakbc:

artactually:

Let’s talk about the sheer, simply brilliance in the way Tony Stark pierced Bruce Banner’s shield.

Bruce is, or once was, a truly depressed and damaged man. He sees himself as a monster, perhaps a failure at life and science for becoming one, and had gone as low as attempting suicide and even failed at that. He had sunk into obscurity, seeking peace in solitude and had long accepted that humanity in general will fear him, loath him, tiptoe around him, and forever see him as a monster.

He was not prepared for Tony Stark, who in his own simple, arrogant, self-absorbed way, ignored literally everyone’s perception of Bruce and formed his own opinion of the man before even meeting him. He walked in and commented on the hulk in the room as casually as if he was complimenting Bruce’s shirt. One could almost see his mental process upon seeing Bruce - “my age - cool; seems nice - cool; almost as smart as me - double cool; big green months thing - bitchin’”. 

Tony Stark had likely decided before even meeting Bruce Banner in person that they were going to be friends. No matter how anyone else tiptoed around Bruce, Tony treated him like he did anyone else, by being a friendly, charming, outgoing, and generally irritating prick. His casual manner around Bruce allowed Bruce to relax around him. Just by being himself, he told Bruce wordlessly that it’s OK, there’s much more to him than the monster inside, and someone sees that. 

It wasn’t so much that Tony wanted to show Bruce he didn’t care about the monster - he truly, genuinely did not care. He’s Tony “genius billionaire playboy philanthropist” Stark. He couldn’t be bothered with some little medical problem his new BFF has on the side. It just wasn’t a big deal. Not when there’s so much science to be done and so many toys they could play with together.

And all Bruce ever needed was for his big problem not to be someone else’s big deal.

BEST 

FRIENDS 

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

SCIENCE BROS 5EVER

unlicensedsuperhero:

Every man has his price.

steadfastsonnet:

mikkeneko:

bottan:

Text and idea: eijentu and fauxfires

Drawings: me.

Referring on all the levels to: Mikkeneko’s fanfic Never gonna tell a lie, in which Loki, Fai, Subaru and Kanda walk into a bar.

This was supposed to be a card, but as I obvsly do not understand the concept of cards, it became this, instead. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIKKE! HAVE A GREAT ONE! :D

SO MUCH LOVE FOR THIS <3333

C :

SCREAMS

madmanwithatrenchcoat:

mollyiswideawake:

pandaontheroof:

destiel-grippedmetight:

I  think it’s nice that our fandom as a whole just ignores the fact that Gabriel was killed.

All of us. We’re just like nope. Didn’t happen. He’s still alive. He’s just hiding.

He and Coulson are having a barbeque off screen somewhere.

We haven’t seen him in a while because he’s gone to rescue Adam

Gabriel’s on a rescue mission and he hasn’t been home in a few seasons

sigyn-loyalwifeofloki:

thatguy1996:

agentbartowski:

steel-plated-hearts:

some-stars:

agentbartowski:

At my apartment, we take leftover pizza very seriously.

#i feel like this is what leftovers in the avengers’ shared fridge look like

Nobody can figure out who’s stealing all the leftovers.

They have a system, okay, and Bruce spent a lot of time on the color-coded sorting method, and you don’t take other people’s food, but someone is doing it.

So, instead of mentioning to the others, as a rational team would do, they take matters into their own hands.

Tony wants to make a complicated booby trap, but realizes just how badly Pepper will yell at him, so he just puts a complicated technological lock on the gold-tinted tupperware designated as his.

Steve leaves a strongly worded note on the blue-tinted tupperware, with very detailed and specific threats. Pepper sees the note when getting milk for her coffee, and immediately decides to pretend she didn’t so she’s not liable if the threats are carried out.

Natasha’s leftovers just vanish from the fridge, and nobody can figure out where she hid them.

Clint mostly just sits in front of the fridge, glaring at anyone who dares to come near it.

Bruce just leaves a sticky note: “Taking my food will make me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry.”

Thor balances Mjolnir on top of his food.

Loki rigs his to explode if anyone besides him touches it.

Come the next morning, it’s all gone. Every last scrap. Natasha’s is gone from wherever she hid it as well, if her stormy expression is anything to go by.

Breakfast is awkward, to say the least. 

“Okay, look,” Steve finally says. “Just whoever ate the food, fess up and we can move on.”

Nobody says anything.

*   *   *   

“I put a camera up last night,” Tony says, dressing gown flowing behind him like a cape as he storms dramatically into the kitchen a few mornings later. “Now, we’ll finally know.”

They crowd around the kitchen counter, staring intently at the monitor. 

“Nothing, nothing,” Tony mutters, fast forwarding the tape. “Nothing, more nothing—hang on—”

“Is that Coulson?” Natasha asks, incredulous. 

“Goddamn, it is,” Steve says, shocked. “I think he’s sleepwalking.”

They sit there in silence for a few minutes, watching Phil blatanly disregard their signs and disable their traps. 

Finally, Bruce breaks the silence. “Was I the only one that didn’t know Phil lived here?”

“No.”

“Nope.”

“Nay.”

“I had no idea.”

“Not a clue.”

“I was not aware.”

“Pepper!” Tony shouts. “Did you know Coulson lived here?”

“He moved in three weeks ago,” Pepper says as she enters the kitchen. “For superheroes, you’re all fairly unobservant.”

there’s fanfiction on my post

i feel as if though i can cross this off my metaphorical bucket list

… How did Phil remove Mjolnir from on top of the food?

Phil is worthy to have the power of Thor, obviously.

evil-john-watson:

fwips:

Agent Coulson meeting his younger self 

#I don’t care that I’ve reblogged this already #it will never stop being perfectly precious

Tony/Steve rec. I mean really, stop everything you’re doing and read this.

insanebluegenius:

marielikestodraw:

Ok, guys. GUYS. Seriously.

I urge you to read “Ready, fire, aim” and its sequel “Situation normal : All Fucked Up”.

It’s so GLORIOUS, it’s funny, smart, slightly insane, brilliantly written, the characters voices are spot on, and Holy Batman on a Vespa Tony/Steve is just perfecticantevendescribeit and the sex is hot. Also, Thor is completely demented and hilarious and so bloody Asgardian, and every time he opens his mouth in the fic, I was snort-giggling with no dignity left. I actually had to stop reading a few times, because it’s just pure epicness and I couldn’t stop lol-ing.

I shall now worship Gyzym forever.

Ryssa, this means you. This is what I was talking about on Halloween. READ IT.

62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do.

yggsassil:

mail-man:

Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit.

holy shIT

moriar-t-e-a:

rachaelsrambles:

Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?

Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?

Anyone else remember that? I sure do. 

#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man

iwantcupcakes:

Vulture tells Mark Ruffalo about Science Bros.  Mark loves it, plans to call RDJ about it.

From Vulture:

Does that mean he’s never heard of “Science Bros,” an Internet subculture celebrating the friendship of Bruce Banner and Tony Stark, the characters Ruffalo and Robert Downey Jr. played in The Avengers?

“No, what is that?” he asked.

And then the giggles began.

• “Yes! It’s me and Robert! Look at this! There’s thousands of them!” Ruffalo tried to contain himself. “It’s called the Science Bros. This is awesome. I’ve never heard of it. Why hasn’t anyone told me about that?”
• “So, are they all quasi-homoerotic?” he asked. “Like tinged with … ” Yup. “That’s cute!” 
• Is he now a Science Bros shipper, then? “Yeah! I love it; it’s awesome,” Ruffalo enthused. “I endorse it 100 percent. You know what it is? It’s open-source creativity.”
• Ruffalo couldn’t wait to drop his newfound knowledge bomb on Downey Jr. “I’m going to call him and tell him, and he’s going to laugh his ass off,” Ruffalo said. “He’ll love that.”

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A Woman’s Work (Pepp/Nat)

Having all of the Avengers in one place was great, most of the time. Sometimes though it was just plain taxing. Between Pepper’s duties at Stark Industries (read: baby sitting Tony and keeping him out of trouble and away from poor decisions) and Natasha being a one-woman buffer between everyone and the destruction they would undoubtedly cause if left unsupervised there was a lot of stress to be had. More often than not Pepper and Natasha would simply tumble into bed beside each other at the end of each day and fall asleep. Their day to day lives were taking too much out of them.

“We need a vacation,” Pepper said off-handedly one night. “Just a little one.”

Natasha sigh and ran her fingers through Pepper’s hair. “I’d settle for a day off, but we both know how likely that is to happen.”

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moriar-t-e-a:

rachaelsrambles:

Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?

Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?

Anyone else remember that? I sure do. 

#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man

bananasandguavas:

babes

wormstache101:

Makes Phil Proud by ~Limebro

BUT WHY